Mary Jones, homemaker:  "What?  Who?  MORE PROZAK!"

Edith Philps, RN: "The heathen infidels!  They are naught compared to the might of MEDICAL SCIENCE!  Their puny, sickly bodies will fall under the mighty wrath of my scalpel!"

Artie Johnson, pimp:  "Yo baby, they all right.  Tell ya what, I got a blonde here with your name on her.  I can hook ya up.  What you need?"

Michael Stevens, photographer:  "I have a very, very large penis.  Women flock to it like children to a sweet, sweet lollypop."

Jerimiah Lester, piss boy:  "I am a pathetic loser.  Please kill me."