"There
is no Try. There are only sequels and Prequels."
-Some Dipshit
HOW
TO JOIN THE CHURCH OF LEAST RESISTANCE
It is very simple.
DO
NOTHING.
Do not take any vows. Do not read any books
(actually, do read books, but you don't have to). Do not get any
part of your genatalia mutilated (well, I mean, go ahead if you WANT to,
but it's not neccisary). Do not send us any money (well, actually,
do, if you have some to spare). Participation and action are sins
in this Church. Simply quit your job and begin looking at the world.
Or keep your job and pursue the holy path of doing nothing without getting
caught (a major religious practice in the Church). Simply turn
about in the stream and start drifting. It's really easy--perhaps
too easy. Maybe we should get some bitchin' initiation rights like
trial by fire or sodomization by bear. Anyhoo, at any rate this is
a laid-back church. Hey, if ya wanna talk with us, go ahead.
If ya wanna recruit, beautiful. If you wanna tithe, fuck yeah!
But don't try too hard. That would be quite disappointing.
