TheChurch of Least Resistance
VOMITON THE CARPET
OK,here's the place for all you snot-monkeys to put in your sense.  Feelfree to vomit on the carpet.  Mail your comments to eppy@grendel.organd I'll post them.  I could write a program to do so, buuuuttt...THATWOULD INVOLVE EFFORT.

From: Lauren

Dearest Eppy, whoever the hell you are. I am intrigued by your web page detailing the philosophy of the Church of Least Resistance. It was very well done and you obviously put a lot of time and effort into something that you are passionate about. You are well on your way to becoming a very devout and insightful Existentialist. I'm impressed. You really seem to have a complete understanding of what it takes to begin the journey to becoming a full and complete individual. I applaud your techniques used for attracting the simple and common philistines in our midst. The world is full of those who would replace real meaning with a cheapened imitation such as material wealth or comforting religion. These can only fully be appreciated and give meaning once we have liberated ourselves from the drone "existance" of American "life".
From: bull
Subject: Die,Eppy-boy
To: eppy@grendel.org

Kee-rigee,
Well at least you didn't claim to be the
first..Maynard G. Krebs come to mind?
I have a bit of a time with the concept
of them..and they would be? Capitalists?
Who are they. ants....eat the rich says
i..except "they" take a long time to
BBQ...
Your piece on self destruction was right
on the money..i take no exception with
that wisdom.
And hey, anything to get us to slow things
down, you gotta get behind
that.Apathy..interesting
subject..it all will continue as
before..you don't have to be Nostro
Freakin Damos to figure that one..I have
reached a point beyond
apathy..I just don't give a shit, just
leave me the fuck alone or suffer the
consequences..that ain't apathy
thats anarchy..Perceptions..boy we all see
what we want to see, your view of the
spigot of all of this
crap is differant than mine..but your
idea's are basically sound..best to you
and yours. no one ever wins,
and no one ever loses..
This reality thing, sure takes alot of
imagination...john Lennon
You don't have to be a weatherman, to know
which way the wind blows...bob zimmerman

From: Jeremy Newton

I disagree with your assertation that nobody cares about the Church of Least Resistance. I care (not terribly much, though). I seriously think you should get some religion. Let me suggest Christianity. If you want to continue with your lack of effort for a bit longer, try finding one of those "Bible Christians". I'm sure you gan get someone to hit you over the head with that large book and spoon-feed you some verses. I understand that some eastern religions consist enitrely of detaching oneself from reality, which sounds like a good fit for you in your presesnt state. If you are feeling like you really need something different, it's not going to be quite that simple. You would have to *gasp* study some history and theology. Anyway, you can find lots of people that care. Be careful, some of that caring might rub off on you.

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